Dear Brain,
Why are you doing this to me? I try my very best to treat you well-- I feed you nutrition multiple times a day, and make sure to water you with oxygen regularly, and yet you still refuse to work for me! Have you joined a union that I'm unaware of and have decided to go on strike? Are you mad with me for something I made you do yesterday? I even went so far as to buy glasses so that you and The Eyes won't have to be strained and stressed out anymore! I so hate to see you all fighting. So why? Why won't you work just enough to keep me awake til lunch.. then a teensy bit longer to help me make it to FOOD!? It's in you best interest too! Incase I don't tell you often enough, You are one of a kind! I could never replace you-- No..seriously.. I couldn't even if I wanted to.. (unfotunately) *grin* How about we make a deal? You work today..and..umm.. you can take tomorrow morning off, how's that sound? Deal? Great! Have your people call my people.
Sincerely- Your Protection
*written and sleepily proof read my K.K. who currently is living like a zombie :/
2 comments:
HAHAHA you're cute. I'm the same way, I'm only alive when the sun is out. How weird.
If your brain lets you know what the problem is...could you share it with mine??? I have serious issues over here of not being able to remember what time to feed kids lunch, pick up from school...seriously..parent of the year over here!!!
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